On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
