On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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