Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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