You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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