I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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