They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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