Its about making memories worth repressing
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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