just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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