Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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