i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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