Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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