that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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