How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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