Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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