Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
splinters make it hard to masturbate
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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