just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I will be naked everywhere
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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