I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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