Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
it's like iHOP with fire
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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