Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I smell like Dick and happiness
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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