And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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