i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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