dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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