He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I want a musical about memes.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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