maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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