i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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