I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
BRING THE BAGELS
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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