People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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