My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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