i just wanna soil my oats bro
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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