but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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