haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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