I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
A bitchslap is in order.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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