she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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