Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldnâ€™t Be More Proud
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things