"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people