At least make sure they are 18
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
25 Adults Reveal The Most Embarrassing Stories From When They Were Kids
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life