im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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