so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
So much Jack, so little girl.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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