He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
