i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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