i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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