Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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