It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Barsexuality is the new black.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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did i walk over a car last night?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Still dying that you shit outside
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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