During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
