Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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