ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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