The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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