just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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