Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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