they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize