Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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