try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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