Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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