I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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