So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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