i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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