I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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