did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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